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    [Description] a red and green poster with a cartoon illustration of a girl in the red dress. On the poster, in black text, is a quote by  [Text]You can always trust [newline] me...

    Of course I always trust you, Frank.

    RATING YOUR ANSWER

    : this is probably fine. nothing to worry about

    RATING YOUR DICK

    L will say nothing.

    you didn’t have to do that Frank

    : RATING YOUR DICK:

    VERY

    Is that L as in L From Death Note ? you KNOW he’d have a 5-paragraph-analysis on any dick. if he’s stunned into silence i fear what cock you have wrought

    : that was one of the first things I thought of

    RATING YOUR ANSWER:

    VERY BAD

    you don’t even know him, and you’re not good at guessing how big or small a dick he has

    RATING YOUR DICK:

    TERRIBLE

    he has the attention span of a gnat and you are only ever going to write one long dickpost

    frank why are you doing this

    : RATING YOUR DICK:

    : HORRIFYING :

    do not ask questions

    (via turing-tested)

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      Frank, can you rate MY dick? I’ve always been curious.
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